rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

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imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead:

i bought a plant yesterday

i figured that i could set the bar low and eventually relearn the art of “affection” 

i named the potted plant laura 2 

i woke up this morning and found nothing but a mess of soil and a note that said “OFFICIAL IOU: thnx 4 the weed bro” in scott’s handwriting 

i’m not sure if i’m more upset over losing laura 2 or the fact that scott can’t decipher between cannabis and premature hydrangeas 

lustfullunasfamily:

Come with me~
lustfullunasfamily:

And you’ll be~

lustfullunasfamily:

And you’ll be~

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lustfullunasfamily:

In a land~
lustfullunasfamily:

O̢̝̣̹̼̟̤̦̝̾͌́̌̂̎̀̕͜͝͝F̧̖̰̝̫̤̺͔͕͔̎͗̓͌̍̊͂͑̐̚ ̧̮̣͎̤̳̮̤̠̱͐͂̍͒͗͑̉̑̊͗P̧̜͓̟̱̟͔͈̫̿̉͋̐͐̐̑̈͛̎͜Ṵ̢̧̜̪̗͕̰͖͚̌̋͐̐̃͛̈́̑̈͘R̛̥̙͓̗͍͉̝͙͓̉͒̈́̈́́̀̃̔͜͝E̡̧͈͈̣̻̘̫̮͋̈́̿̀̎̓́̋̈́́͜ ̢̢̧̢͙͖̮̪̞̘́͗̂̅̅̋̓͛̀̕Į̨̛̩̣̻̪͕̤̦̖̃͌̿͗̈̾͌̔͋M̧̡̭̗̯̣̪̙͎͕̒͌͋̏̍͑̾̃̄̋Ą̛̮̻̟̪͙͙̣̟̮͛̍́̋̇̅̅́͝G̡̢̪̻͓̬̹̙͍͕͐̽́́̔̊͌͛͑̔Ḭ̧̗͙̯̬̞͔̗̌̉̇̓͒̍̎͐̚̚ͅŅ͉̫̻͍̜̳̰̪̽̆̓͑̆͛̉͜͝͝͠Ą̝̭̙͚̻̬̟̠̏͋̀́͐̾̂̃̏͆ͅT͙͉͚̪̗̜̙̘̿̿̌̈́́̈́̓̾̚͝ͅͅḮ̦̝̞̙͉̺̰͉̪̭̒̈́̀͗̑͆̋̚͠O̡̪̬͖̘̦̦̬̣̩͛̑́̽̀́̑̉̈́̉Ņ̠̞̬̩̼̦̲̯̜̒̉̆̃͐̉̽̄͠͝

lustfullunasfamily:

O̢̝̣̹̼̟̤̦̝̾͌́̌̂̎̀̕͜͝͝F̧̖̰̝̫̤̺͔͕͔̎͗̓͌̍̊͂͑̐̚ ̧̮̣͎̤̳̮̤̠̱͐͂̍͒͗͑̉̑̊͗P̧̜͓̟̱̟͔͈̫̿̉͋̐͐̐̑̈͛̎͜Ṵ̢̧̜̪̗͕̰͖͚̌̋͐̐̃͛̈́̑̈͘R̛̥̙͓̗͍͉̝͙͓̉͒̈́̈́́̀̃̔͜͝E̡̧͈͈̣̻̘̫̮͋̈́̿̀̎̓́̋̈́́͜ ̢̢̧̢͙͖̮̪̞̘́͗̂̅̅̋̓͛̀̕Į̨̛̩̣̻̪͕̤̦̖̃͌̿͗̈̾͌̔͋M̧̡̭̗̯̣̪̙͎͕̒͌͋̏̍͑̾̃̄̋Ą̛̮̻̟̪͙͙̣̟̮͛̍́̋̇̅̅́͝G̡̢̪̻͓̬̹̙͍͕͐̽́́̔̊͌͛͑̔Ḭ̧̗͙̯̬̞͔̗̌̉̇̓͒̍̎͐̚̚ͅŅ͉̫̻͍̜̳̰̪̽̆̓͑̆͛̉͜͝͝͠Ą̝̭̙͚̻̬̟̠̏͋̀́͐̾̂̃̏͆ͅT͙͉͚̪̗̜̙̘̿̿̌̈́́̈́̓̾̚͝ͅͅḮ̦̝̞̙͉̺̰͉̪̭̒̈́̀͗̑͆̋̚͠O̡̪̬͖̘̦̦̬̣̩͛̑́̽̀́̑̉̈́̉Ņ̠̞̬̩̼̦̲̯̜̒̉̆̃͐̉̽̄͠͝

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shesdonejim:

pick up line: let’s watch star trek

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nccc1701:

seriously though
chris pine

nccc1701:

seriously though

chris pine

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thetowndrugdealer:

True friendship

captainsart:

Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.

Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo

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